The Instance #163 – I Will Paint My Face With Your Blood (7 Comments)

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Big News Of The Week

Blizzard Drops The Curtain In Austin

The famously tight-lipped Blizzard management team morphed into a bunch of chatty Kathys at this year’s Austin Game Developers Conference, which ran from Tuesday through Friday of this past week. In Thursday’s keynote, Bioware’s Allen Vogel introduced a very large crowd to Blizzard Entertainment’s J. Allen Brack and Frank Pearce, who proceeded to peel back the layers and tell us more about the inner workings of World Of Warcraft development than ever before.

Rumors And Scuttlebutt

Well, Maybe Not Then

In a thread on the World Of Warcraft forums this week, a poster named Shadowavatar from Boulderfist repeated what we read from an e-mail on this show two weeks ago:

Blizz needs to include an Authenticator in every single box of the next expansion. Increase the price on the expansion by a 3 dollars and just stick one in every box. Seriously, this will cut down on the hacking and the thousands of calls per week you get for people being idiots about their account information. This should not even have to be sugjested by a subscriber, this should be obvious to EVERYONE working on WoW at Blizzard.”

And he got a response from Blizzard.   Bornakk replied with the following:

While I like the goal, just forcing an authenticator on everybody won’t help them understand it which is what they first need. There are still a lot of people who don’t know what an authenticator is or what it does for them. I’ve seen it several times where a guild gets hacked one at a time and after getting hacked the person gets an authenticator but nobody else does until they are hacked. If you have an authenticator I think letting your friends and fellow players know what it is and what it helps with would be the first big step in security. We hope to have more messaging out on this shortly to go over all of this in more details and then you can just send them a link to go over it all.

Town Cryer

Specialist John M. from FOB Diamondback in Mosul, Iraq writes:

My brother has told me about Northrend and some of its various nuances especially one in particular. Apparently there is a region up there that physically looks one way when you enter and then magically changes when you complete quests and become aligned per a certain faction of sorts. He, as well as myself, were astonished with this. He mentioned that my other brother could stand next to him and not see particular features in the region such as vendors and flight masters etc. Two people with literally the same game looking at two different (worlds). My question is- If I don’t get Cataclysm my world will still be patched and altered right? Or, will they do that magical thing like in Northrend?

Nicole Z. from G4 TV writes:

I recently came across your site and thought it was a great place for any fan of the game. I wanted to invite you to take a look at the World of Warcraft page on G4tv.com so you could see the depth of content we offer as well. Let me know what you think!

Drop Of The Week

The Abyssal Maw

Azeroth’s native elementals wreaked havoc across the world while they were under the influence of the Old Gods. To keep Azeroth safe from these threats, the titans imprisoned the Old Gods underground and banished the savage elementals to the titan-constructed Elemental Plane, a secure dominion where the elementals could dwell without harming Azeroth. This week, Blizzard posted the 2nd major update to their Cataclysm Expansion mini-site, all about The Abyssal Maw.

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0 thoughts on “The Instance #163 – I Will Paint My Face With Your Blood (7 Comments)

  1. Great show as usual! I’m the guy with the final quick fire question in this show, and I just wanted to add… My father’s name is Ingvar :)

  2. Great show over all, Completely agreed on the view of Eve Online, beautiful game-completely retarded. Being a PC gamer as well as Console, Eve caught my eye looking some thing akin to a “HomeWorld”…

    During a WoW extended patch I began download which led to my 1rst experience of EO. It was like throwing a special-ed student into a calculus class. I think the UI is trash and overall control scheme is way too techy and wonky, Over kill…

    So sad..

    HomeWorld (“online”) it is not.

  3. In regards to the Gold sellers and their nifty habit of forming out urls in front of the banks…if you check early in the mornings during resets you can catch them in the act.

    They use a speed hack to run a large number of trial account characters into the main cities in front of the bank, then use another hack to launch their characters directly up in the air. The fall is high enough that it kills them on the way down, in this way it’s easy to form those crisp words without too much effort.

    This isn’t something endemic to World of Warcraft either, they do the same things in Final Fantasy XI and many other MMOs. It’s not difficult to catch them in the act but often difficult to punish them, considering they are simply trial accounts and are easily replaced when banned. It puts GM’s in these games in an awkward position considering no matter how hard they try to prevent this, it always seems to pop up again.

  4. Thanks to your bellowing “I will paint my face with your bloooood!” you’ve guaranteed that I will start weeping with laughter every time we do H:UK. And wipe my raid, because I’m usually the healer.

  5. Gentlemen, I created an account so I could ask this question. What is the name of the song you played at the end of this episode (“I’m alive, but do I look alive to you?”) and the group who put it out?

    APPRECIATED
    Great Show, Be merry

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