It’s really that simple. Today, I’m giving two beta keys to the writers of two haiku about WoW. You may post your haiku in the comments here or on our Facebook wall. Please only enter with one haiku, the best you can contrive.
My bare dwarf feet on
Cool dewy grass feel just right
A fine hunter’s day
I will be convening a panel of judges when this contest is closed for entries, which will be at 9PM PDT (midnight eastern) today. So you have six hours to give it your best shot! Good luck!
Note: Please don’t post your haiku someplace other than the comments on this blog post or our Facebook wall, if you want it to be judged. Also, please note that we will be checking to make sure the winning WoW haiku are original before awarding the keys. Thank you!
Dear Baron,
Hate you and your ziggurats.
Give me the damned pony, jerk!
I love to drink blood
All day I kill alliance
Lok’tar FOR THE HORDE!
My dwarf fought bravely
The priest was dead, my pet too
Then the ice closed in
Cheap Shot, Mutilate
Gnome is stunned and bleeding out
The sun shines brighter
Tauren barbecue
Murloc meat a tasty treat
Food for Henry, Eat!
Random queue is long.
Healers and tanks don’t notice
because they’re awesome.
As I take my rest
In a wreath of fallen leaves,
I take form and ready.
The world is changing
Beneath my feet I feel it
The Cataclysm
“Don’t jump,” I say,
But the Death Knight doesn’t heed.
His response? “Rez, please”
“Small Happy Meal Please”
Tastes just like chicken
It’s epic deliciousness
Gnomes the other white meat
./Ignore! Nada trolls can do.
Pity ’bout the anal jokes,
hello Starcraft2.
In Twilight Highlands
Henry eats his Kibler’s Bits
They might give him gas
“Mind the gap,” he says
as I miss the jump again
damn Wailing Caverns
Land torn asunder
New quests at every corner
Forty dollars, please.
Searing and hot
to the Great Crack I go.
Cataclysm awaits!
Queue for daily
Wait in line for a good group
skill beats gearscore
Defile’s black plague spreads.
Run away little girl, flee!
Success? Kingslayer.
My destruction reigns
Land in flames, you’re all to blame
My brood is transformed.
Maul mangle swipe swipe
This is the druids rotation
Maul mangle swipe swipe
Do not forget me
Executus linked this late
BY FIRE BE PURGED!
Azeroth Shaken
Power of the Eternal
Destroyer, Deathwing
Ah Cataclysm
So many new things to see
Like a gnome on stilts
War rages for all
Horde or ally, one must fall
Varian or Thrall?
A warrior pulls
Raid teams thaw the winter frost
So you don’t have to
The raid wants a cat
DPS is not for me
A tree I will be
-Sad Murloc (With Translation)-
Mrglglgrlglr mgrglrgl
Mmmrrrlrlglgl mrgl mrglmrgl
Mrglrlrlgl mrlglr
Everyday we try,
To help the Warcraft players.
No one understands.
I want to log on.
Oh crap – I cannot find my
authenticator!
Burning Infernos
Life no more, land torn apart
Deathwing has returned
ssasd
wasdd
WTF? Esc!
Once upon a time
Seed of Corruption ruled all
Dear gods! What happened?!
A Goblin Death Knight
Thats what I should be playing
Big upgrade from Gnome
Icecrown’s stone cold halls,
Where brave heroes fought the Scourge.
Deathwing still to come.
Cold snow has fallen
All around the citadel
Defeat the Lich King
Forgive me father
Forever I will be lost.
Invincible not.
Starcraft 2 just launched
There is no distraction
Except for a WoW Expansion
Orphans, Lunar Lamps,
Horseman, Brew Ram, Save Metzen!
I love my new drake!
Mages are epic.
DPS nigh unrivaled
And we get heroism
197?
What’s this? A haiku contest!
What about the show?
Randy Deluxe Wins,
He will win world of warcraft,
Scott Johnson second.
-Velzak
Ready for new stuff
races, quests, gear, and dungeons
Cataclysm yeah!
O, cataclysm
I pine for thee endlessly
I can has beta?
Garrosh rules the horde,
Cairne dead, allies captured Thrall?
Don’t explode forums!
Frantically Healing
Your magic betrays you…..sigh
Please O please don’t wipe.
Procrastinate yes?
This is not the way to win,
A failed entry spawns
Why are Gnomes now priests?
They need someone to pray to
When Tauren squish them.
Horde rules Alliance,
filled with lots of little,baby kids.
Long live FOR THE HORDE!
worgen and goblin
mysterious starting zones
show me in beta
EDIT:
Horde rules Alliance,
Filled with lots of little kids
Long live FOR THE HORDE!
Men have fallen far
Sundered by Destructive ways
Deathwing lives this day
Auction house empty
in my time of most dire need
no flasks, we wipe… crap